Everything started so nice.
A bunch of friends at a cabin in the mountains.
Lots of alcohol, laughter. We had fun.
And then do you not fucking believe it a squad of Nazi zombies woke up.
I know. It sounds like a cliché,
- but that's what happened.
You see, we found something.
Something we should not have.
Old Nazi gold.
And so
- all hell broke loose.
they killed us. One...
by one. One of them bit me.
But I knew how I could fix it.
My girlfriend Hanna
Her
They took her and.
I found gold.
Gave it back.
And they let me go.
I thought I was safe.
I was wrong.
Take the damn coin and go to hell where you came from!
Shit, shit, shit
Okay, Okay
I knew we should not Having touched the casket.
Stay awake now. Stay awake.
That's a good question, Toralf. Of all migratory birds -
- it's a little critter that really stands out.
Namely, arctic terns, or Sterna paradisaea.
coastal bound, surface-feeding seabirds.
group havterner
Havternen manoeuver gracefully in the air like a
Troops, Sieg Heil!
'' Yes?
What have we here?
Martin, can you hear me?
Hello, Martin. Welcome back.
Martin, you crashed your car.
A nasty crash. You are lucky to be alive.
That is more than one can say about your friends.
Have you seen
Have you seen the creatures?
The things
Have the police caught them? Or the army?
Roy and Erlend?
- Hanna? - We found your friends. All of them.
Dead. Hanna was your girlfriend, right?
Very beautiful. We found her too.
With an axe driven into her neck.
And your fingerprints on the shaft.
Do you have any idea how that could happen?
They came up from
From the snow. Creatures... Nazi. We stuck, but
Nazis coming out of the ground? Absurd.
Are you sure that he has brain damage?
Please call the family and say he is awake. Ask the Attorney to send a car.
And four additional men. You are ready to be transported.
They are out there yet. They will kill again if we do not stop them.
We will not stop anyone. I've seen what you've done.
- You'll be right in jail. - No one knows what happened there.
Only you know that. And it's not all bad news.
When we found you, you were badly injured. Your right arm been torn off.
- It was not torn - - When we found you, it was cold.
The snow had kept it chilled, which was very good.
- And then we found your arm in the car. - In the car?
It was slightly bruised and quite pale, a bit strange -
- But the operation was a success.
We managed to reattach your arm again.
No, no, no
- It's not my arm. - Relax.
It is Satan's arm! It is Satan's arm!
Calm down.
No, it's not me!
No!
It's not me! What the hell ...?
Stop!
Randi?
You need to settle down about removing the denture later.
Tonight I'm ready for a little hue.
From him that got away.
Nameless German Soldiers Who Fell In War
Bakken.
Warm.
The men have rotted.
We need more people.
Fittelås
You scared me, Nils.
I need no more nonsense. It's been a damn long day.
A wedding, a funeral and confirmation.
She's one confirmant who was the damn fine, then.
If only I had been ten years younger -
- And not a priest, of course
Nils?
Come on!
They came down from the mountain.
I saw them.
Hello! Hello!
They are coming! They're going to kill everyone!
Hello!
That's not what it looks like.
Stop!
Zombie Squad. they are
They are professionals.
They are bad ass.
I made you some coffee.
- It is cold. - Because you're 40 minutes late.
I'm still in winter time. The Daylight Saving Time system -
- Is completely idiotic. What do you have?
Not much. The boy at Petra has shoplift again.
We should do what they do in Iran. Chop off his hands. Then he would learn.
And Ove dog has pooed in Olsen's garden.
- Shoot him - Olsen?
Not Olsen. Shoot the dog!
So we have lectures to school about the harms of using marijuana.
Lame!
There is one more thing, From Øksfjord.
Øksfjord? It is not our district.
Martin Hykkerud escaped from the hospital yesterday.
Martin Hykkerud? He who killed his friends on top of the mountain?
Yes. He escaped yesterday and killed a little boy and a policeman -
- By flinging a Mercedes star in the face at him.
- Killed hime with a Mercedes star? - Yes.
- What Oslo? - About Mercedes star?
About Hykkerud case!
They said we need additional people, so a team will need to be set up.
Form a team up? Extra people?
Where the hell do I get money for additional people from?
I do not even have money for new batteries for cars.
Okay. Right.
What?
Did we not agree about having a casual look here?
Carry on.
Drank too much coffee. Just keep moving.
Best for you if you continue.
This is a war museum, huh?
Yes.
Yes, and
Do you have any information about the Germans?
Help!
Listen to me!
I do not have time for this. They are coming, and we must stop them!
- I have two kittens at home! - Shut up!
Just help me. Please.
- Do you have information about Einsatz? - Yes.
- Second floor. - Second floor.
Where the hell are you?
- What are you looking for? - Herzog.
Buddy with Hitler.
- Nice, huh? - Do not touch the exhibit.
Scharnholst.
Was he He was on his way?
He was on his way to Talvik the evening when they were slaughtered in Øksfjord?
On behalf of Hitler.
A mission that was never performed. It is. Exactly what is it.
They will destroy Talvik.
where
Herzog was going from Øksfjord -
- Which is here.
And he was going to Flintstone.
It's here.
Where are we now?
Where are we now?!
Here.
Isnestoften.
It is the in the middle.
They are recruiting!
They make new soldiers. Can they do it now? Fuck!
Okay, they come here. They come here.
I will not die in a museum with a guy in a green jogging suit.
Calm down. You will die.
But relax. Not today.
There!
Lets see what this thing can do.
What kind of things?
What did you do? You killed them only without
It's arm, man.
Before I could not control it, but now it does what I think.
You're not even sweating.
Do not worry about it.
They are building their numbers up. Muuch larger.
There are too many for just the arm.
So much death.
All this unnecessary death.
Fuck!
You hit the fucker in the face. You just -
- You - No, it was the arm. It was the arm.
He does not attack
Look, a tank.
- Visitors now? - It is too early.
Hello?
What in the deepest hell has happened here?
Who are the forensics?
It is not forensics, Only Tom and Ole in white coats.
They thought they would look a little more professional.
Forensics should be here tonight.
- Do we have any witnesses? - If you can get the seagulls to chat.
Gulls, yes. Then you have a damn good invention.
A gadget that translates seagull language to human language.
He who finds a way would be fucking rich.
Get the bodies of Talvik before the gulls eat them up.
And take many pictures, otherwise Forensics will cut off my balls.
Here are the pictures from the surveillance camera.
Is not that the...?
Lick me deep in my pussy boy!
Okay, guys, guys! We are now in a hurry. Come on!
Come on, man! We have things to do!
I did not know there is an ugly-nosed meeting in the city.
Come and get me, then.
Come and get me if you dare.
Get it!
Halt!
Fire.
Talvik. Now.
- There you are, yes. - Satan accommodates all as equal.
The fridge is absolutely stuffed full. We had to throw the rest in the garage.
- Sounds like a perfect solution. - Thank you.
Mostly Germans and French. Hardly the vacation they envisioned.
To has his head and arms ripped off and get his entrails pulled out?
Unless they like that kind of kinky stuff.
- Should you do that? - No.
- Should not Forensics be here now? - They are stuck in Alta.
The plane could not land. They say They will be here in the morning.
- It's perfect. - What?
It's our chance.
Now, we fucking show people what we're made of here.
We here at Talvik Police will capture Martin Hykkerud himself.
We will capture him. We will be heroes.
Not the goddamn suit-clad, gay exquisitive -
- Sushi-eating horse cock head south.
Brief the guys
Brief the guys. Send photos to all the gossips throughout Talvik.
If he stops to pee, I want to Know the color and smell of his urine.
- Odour and colour. - And make ready their weapons.
Now for once we can shoot anything other than gulls.
Lord.
He was first seen here.
In Øksfjord.
And next time here. The museum at lsnestoften.
So it looks as if he is heading south. Perhaps there.
We have a problem.
A gang dressed as Germans go bananas out there?
Bananas? They killed loads of different people.
We have not had a murder since 1974, and suddenly there is Ragnarök.
Okay, everybody, listen up! Shoot first, ask questions later!
There is no one here. We have shown them the door.
They are gone.
Since you did not complete the mission, -
- You can just turn around and go back to your snow cave.
Some of us have grown up a bit since last time. We are a little stronger.
I've also broght a couple of buddies to this dance.
Does it feel a bit sourwhen someone you thought was dead -
- Is coming back to kill you?
Troops!
Attack!
What the hell is going on here? Is the carnival in town?
Is that a tank?
- Damn! - Run!
Help!
- Should not we help them? - Help who?
Those with blemishes in German uniform or those with blemishes in Russian?
- Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin! - What the hell's going on?
This is hell. Looks like a video game.
Behold Martin Hykkerud!
- Yes! - Should we take him?
No, no. Wait until it calms down.
This is tactical policing.
Subhuman creature!
Why did not you just stay on the mountain?
You got what you wanted. You got the gold. Peace.
But it was not enough.
You are greedy.
And wanted more.
That's why you lost.
Because you were greedy.
You know you lost the war?
Lost everything.
Became ridiculed.
Pathetic.
And you know what?
You lose again.
- Where the hell are they? - How the hell would I know.
Hell! Hell! Too much! Bjarne!
Are you in a coma?
Go and find them, dammit!
I would resolve this matter. Do not end with a hundred new corpses.
Where do we fit them all? The garage and the freezer is packed.
I do not know! I do not know.
The gulls again. They have not eaten so well since the war.
We should have the damn machine.
Whoever can translate seagull language to human language.
Then we would have fucking smashed this matter as an egg.
As an egg.